Merry Christmas Quotes

 

Merry Christmas Quotes

 

“Fine old Christmas, with the snowy hair and ruddy face, had done his duty that year in the noblest fashion, and had set off his rich gifts of warmth and color with all the heightening contrast of frost and snow.”—George Eliot

 

"We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year. Good tidings we bring to you and your kin; We wish you a merry Christmas, and a happy New Year!”—”We Wish you a Merry Christmas” Funny christmas quotes

 

“Christmas is a season for kindling the fire for hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.”—Washington Irving

 

"My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?" – Bob Hope

 

"No man is a failure who has friends." — It's a Wonderful Life

 

“Have yourself a merry little Christmas, let your heart be light. From now on, our troubles will be out of sight.”—Hugh Martin and Ralph Blane

 

“Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.”—Calvin Coolidge

 

“It’s the most wonderful time of the year. There’ll be much mistletoeing and hearts will be glowing when loved ones are near. It’s the most wonderful time of the year.”—Eddie Pola and George Wyle

 

“I heard the bells on Christmas Day, their old, familiar carols play. And wild and sweet, the words repeat, of peace on earth, good-will to men!”—Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

 

“At Christmas, all roads lead home.”—Marjorie Holmes

 

"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph." – Shirley Temple

 

"Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas." – Calvin Coolidge

 

"Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmastime." – Laura Ingalls Wilder

 

“He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.”—Roy L. Smith Christmas quotes funny

 

“Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family.”—Charles M. Schulz

 

“Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.”—Charles M. Schulz Merry Christmas Quotes

 

“Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand.”—Dr. Seuss

 

“The way you spend Christmas is far more important than how much.”—Henry David Thoreau

 

“Teacher says every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings”—”It’s a Wonderful Life”

 

“At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year.”—Thomas Tusser


“The spirit of Christmas fulfills the greatest hunger of mankind.”—Loring A. Schuler


“A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you!”—Unknown


“There seems a magic in the very name of Christmas.”—Charles Dickens


"Christmas is not a date. It is a state of mind." – Mary Ellen Chase


"God bless us, every one!" — A Christmas Carol


“Christmas is a day of meaning and traditions, a special day spent in the warm circle of family and friends.”—Margaret Thatcher merry christmas quotes for someone special


"Christmas isn't a season. It's a feeling." —Edna Ferber


"Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it 'white'." – Bing Crosby


“Mankind is a great, an immense family… This is proved by what we feel in our hearts at Christmas.”—Pope John Paul XXIII


“The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value.”—Charles Dudley Warner


"May you never be too grown up to search the skies on Christmas Eve."


“Peace on earth will come to stay, when we live Christmas every day.”—Helen Steiner Rice


“Christmas is built upon a beautiful and intentional paradox; that the birth of the homeless should be celebrated in every home.”—G.K Chesterton


"I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year." – Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol


“Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.”—Mo Rocca


Celebrate the Wonder and the Joy of the Festive Season. Merry Christmas


Funny Merry Christmas Quotes


Funny Merry Christmas Quotes





1. “This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, please take a moment to reflect on why it’s better than all the other ones.” – Guy Endore Kaiser


2. “The principal advantage of the non-parental lifestyle is that on Christmas Eve you need not be struck dumb by the three most terrifying words that the government allows to be printed on any product: ‘Some assembly required.'” – John Leo


3. “Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What’s in that pipe that he’s smoking?” – Arlo Guthrie


4. “You can tell a lot about a person by the way they handle three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.” ~ Maya Angelou funny merry christmas quotes


5. However tangled the lights are this year, I know you’ll handle it with aplomb. Merry Christmas!


6. Me: “I want a magical Unicorn for Christmas”
Santa: “Be realistic”
Me: “Okay. I want 5 minutes to myself each day to drink my coffee hot and pee in peace.”
Santa: “What color Unicorn would you like?”
This made me think of us! Thank you for being such a great friend and support this year. Wishing you more sleep and time for yourself in the coming year. Happy Holidays!


7. “Time to get into the holiday spirit... gin, vodka, whisky...”
Looking forward to celebrating with you over the holidays. Wishing you a very Merry Christmas and all the best for the New Year!


8. “The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.”
Congratulations on finally making it to stage 3! Merry Christmas ol’ man. merry christmas quotes funny


9. “A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.” – Garrison Keillor


10. One sure sign that you’re getting older is how Santa seems to look younger each year. Cheers to another year of holiday fun!


11. May your eggnog be spiked with plenty of rum to get you through this holiday season. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!


12. “Three Wise WOMEN would have asked directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, bought practical gifts, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and there would be peace on earth!”
To my very wise and amazing [wife/mother], what would we do without you? Thank you for taking care of us every day and all the cooking, cleaning, shopping, negotiating, cuddles, and stories you do every day to keep our family so happy and healthy. We wish you a very Merry Christmas and a wonderful 2021!


13. “I’m dreaming of a White Christmas. But if the White runs out I’ll drink the Red!”
Looking forward to celebrating with you over the Holiday season. Cheers to a fabulous 2021!


13. Please note: Christmas is canceled! Apparently YOU told Santa that you’ve been GOOD this year... he died laughing!


14. “Who’s the bane of Santa’s life? The elf and safety officer.” – Catherine Tate funny christmas quotes


14. “Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.” – Bridger Winegar


15. “Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.” – Andy Borowitz


16. “Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.” – Dave Barry


17. “Do give books – religious or otherwise – for Christmas. They’re never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal.” – Lenore Hershey


18. “One of the nice things about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with a present.” ~ Unknown
Don’t think of it as me bribing you, think of it as spreading Christmas cheer!


19. Don we now our ugly sweaters...
Let’s party! Merry Christmas!


20. “Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.” – Victor Borge christmas quotes funny


21. “I hate the radio this time of year because they play “All I Want For Christmas Is You” like, every other song. And that’s just not enough.” – Bridger Winegar


22. “That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.” – Jerry Seinfeld


23. “I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.” – Shirley Temple Christmas quotes funny


23. “For Christmas this year, try giving less. Start with less attitude. There’s more than enough of that in the world as it is – and people will usually just give it back anyway!” – Anne Bristow


24. “Adults can take a simple holiday for Children and screw it up. What began as a presentation of simple gifts to delight and surprise children around the Christmas tree has culminated in a woman unwrapping six shrimp forks from her dog, who drew her name.” – Erma Bombeck


25. “I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.” – Winston Spear


25. “What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.” – Don Marquis Merry Christmas Quotes


26. “It’s all fun and games until Santa checks the naughty list.”
Let’s hope he wasn’t paying close attention to us this year! Thanks for being such a great friend, it’s been fun spending time with you over the year. Here’s to a fabulous 2021!


27. “Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas. You know, the birth of Santa?” – Matt Groening short christmas quotes


28. Christmas (noun). The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.


302. I hope you love the present you told me to buy for you. Merry Christmas! merry christmas quotes funny 66


30. “Let me see if I’ve got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn’t laundering illegal drug money?” – Tom Armstrong


31. “Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.” – Kin Hubbard


32. “My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.” – Melanie White


33. “I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.” – Henny Youngman


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Merry Christmas Quotes For Someone Special


Merry Christmas to the one I so much cherish and adore. Words can’t describe how grateful I am for having you in my life. This Christmas, I feel extremely blessed to have you in my life. You mean more than this world to me. Merry Christmas baby! ---Unknown


Celebrating Christmas without you is unimaginable. Christmas is only beautiful when you’re around, and I am looking forward to having another amazing Christmas with you. Merry Christmas my love! ---Unknown


I’ve searched all over couldn’t find anybody like you because your company means everything to me. When I am in your arms there’s no place I’d rather be this Christmas. Merry Christmas, sweetie! ---Unknown


Every moment we shared and the ones we are going to be sharing will be unforgettable. You have come to mean so much to me, and this Christmas I want to let you know that you’re my best companion. You are my world and I want to spend the rest of my life loving you. ---Unknown


Christmas is prettier while holding your hands. The lights shine brighter when your hands are in mine. For the first time, I do not ask for any wishes because all I want for Christmas is you. I have you in my life and that is what matters. Merry Christmas darling! ---Unknown


You’ve been a wonderful person to me. Thank you for always being there by my side throughout the troubles and joys. I appreciate all these and more. Here’s me, wishing you a Christmas as fantastic as you. Cheer! ---Unknown


This Christmas, I just want to let you know how wonderful you’ve been and I’m thankful for being blessed with such an amazing person like you. Merry Christmas sweetie! ---Unknown


I don’t want a lot for this Christmas other than one thing. I don’t care about the present underneath the Christmas tree, you are the only thing that makes sense in my world. Merry Christmas, dear. ---Unknown


I’m wishing a Merry Christmas to the person who gave my life a new meaning. With you, by my side, I can breathe easy and see the bright future. I’m using this opportunity to remind you how much you mean to me. Merry Christmas, sweetie! ---Unknown


We may be miles away, that won’t give me a reason to forget you. You know how awesome you are in my life. Let this text remind you that wherever I may be, you will always be in my heart. May your Christmas be decorated with cheer and filled with love. Have a wonderful Christmas, sweet! ---Unknown


I couldn’t have asked for a better gift this Christmas because your love is the best gift. May this Christmas be filled with all the good things you desire forever. Merry Christmas honey! ---Unknown


Christmas is the most special time of the year but this year you were able to make it more special with the gift of your love. Thank you for everything. I am wishing you a fun-filled and fantastic Christmas! ---Unknown


Through my darkest days, you made a way for me. When it was cold you kept me warm and I can’t forget the way you kept calm through every storm we faced. I wish you a beautiful Christmas. Cheers! ---Unknown


The best gift at Christmas is easy to see. It’s not necessarily wrapped in a paper or under the tree because the best gift at Christmas and all year round is having someone as special as you in my life. Merry Christmas honey! ---Unknown


Having someone like you in my life this Christmas makes it more beautiful and worth celebrating. You bring so much joy and happiness into my life, and I pray that joy and happiness will not depart from you this season and beyond. Merry Christmas darling! ---Unknown

 

I wake up every morning with a smile that you are in my life. I am grateful for all the great Christmas memories we share in the past. Christmas comes with its blessings and I am sure that you will be blessed this season. Merry Christmas to my favorite being on Earth! ---Unknown


You’ve been amazing, loving and sweet. I’m using this Christmas season to let you know that you mean so much to me and I can’t get enough of you. If it was left to me I’d go everywhere with you. Merry Christmas darling! ---Unknown


May all your joyful Christmas wishes come true, my love. I wish you so many blessings this Christmas that will make your world glow. With all of my love that comes from the deepest place in my heart, I wish you a Merry Christmas! merry christmas quotes for someone special ---Unknown


May this Christmas bring you closer to your blessings and the best of everything in life. I wish you all the jollies and jingles that the magic of Christmas brings. Merry Christmas my dearest! ---Unknown


Being by side makes each and every day of my life fulfilled. You have been with me through thick and thin as we cross life’s hurdles together. We have laughed and cried, and you’re still here with me. I couldn’t have asked for a better Christmas. Merry Christmas, my love! ---Unknown



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