Cleaning Quotes


Cleaning Quotes
Cleaning Quotes


"Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. ---Margaret Culkin Banning


Cleaning with children in the house really is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos. ---Joleigh Little


A man thinks all dust stays outdoors. ---Ernest Vincent Wright


Nothing inspires cleanliness more than an unexpected guest. ---Radhika Mundra Cleaning quotes


Cleaning my soul. Flame on burn desire. ---Luther Vandross


One shouldn't clean more than necessary; as unsurpassable amount of cleaning; leads to scraping away the oils of nature; the rudiments of color which add loads of vibrancy to life. ---Nikhil Parekh


Dogs do not grasp the concept of house cleaning. ---Dave Barry


At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. ---Rose Macaulay


“We are used to cleaning the outside house, but the most important house to clean is yourself - your own house - which we never do. ---Marina Abramovic


A new broom sweeps clean, but the old broom knows the corners. ---Irish Saying


Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. ---Phyllis Diller


Cleaning up the world for you and me. ---SHeDAISY


Cleaning and organizing is a practice not a project. ---Meagan Francis


In the same manner, with all their washing and cleaning they've dirtied. All the troughs of the village, and all the fountains have sullied. ---Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


Cleaning sweat and tears from your face . Living down on your knees. ---We Ride


In the daytime when sweeping and dusting and cleaning were quite at an end, he would sit very still on the doorstep. ---Katherine Mansfield


Sometimes clean feels empty. A bit of clutter and dirt gladdens the heart and affirms a life in progress. ---Terri Guillemets




Sweeping only moves the dust somewhere else. ---Marty Rubin Cleaning quotes


Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean. ---Laurence J. Peter


If you can't clean up after yourself.. There's no need for you to mess things up.. And expect another person to clean up behind you. ---unknown


We dream of having a clean house — but who dreams of actually doing the cleaning? ---Marcus Buckingham


Please, I'd rather not see us both get caught with cleaning up that could take years. ---Dwight Yoakam


Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. ---Phyllis Diller


Our house is clean enough to be healthy, and dirty enough to be happy. ---unknown


Cleanliness is next to impossible. ---unknown


Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. ---Kurt Vonnegut


Cleaning up the mess you left behind.---Zero 7


A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. ---unknown


“The objective of cleaning is not just to clean, but to feel happiness living within that environment. ---Marie Kondo“


A clean house is the sign of a boring person. ---unknown


You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty. ---Cecil Baxter


She prides herself on her cleaning habits. ---Pearl Jam


Housework is like cleaning fish. No matter how often you do it, it still stinks. ---Thelma Harper Cleaning quotes


A recurring cleaning will make you a happy person. ---Maid Sailors


Excuse the mess, but we live here. ---Roseanne Barr


Cleaning Quotes or House Cleaning Quotes


Cleaning Quotes or House Cleaning Quotes
Cleaning Quotes or House Cleaning Quotes


  • Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. ---Kurt Vonnegut

  • I think the record shows that as Speaker, I have taken the lead in cleaning up politics. ---John Bercow

  • I get such a buzz out of cleaning closets. ---Gretchen Rubin

  • I have sporadic OCD cleaning moments around the house. But then I get lazy and I'm cured. It's a very inconsistent personality trait. ---Chris Hemsworth

  • I did an internship at the Ardent theatre company in Philly after dropping out of college. I was earning $165 a week building sets and cleaning the toilets. Cleaning toilets is a good way of getting in touch with your creativity. That's when you find out if you got anything going on in your head. ---Jill Scott

  • I entered the work force cleaning breast pumps at a pharmacy! It was a part-time gig while I was at school... no interview required. ---Chris Hemsworth

  • If I had walked into a dry cleaning store, and I had looked over, and the register drawer was open with money inside, I wouldn't have taken it. ---Frank Abagnale

  • One of my fondest memories growing up in Rwanda was seeing everyone participating in community-building activities. This happened every Saturday at the end of month. People work together in cleaning streets, planting trees, and take care of each other by facilitating productive conversations and actions that are beneficial for the society. ---Clemantine Wamariya

  • I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen. ---Denis Leary

  • I try my best to keep the house looking clean, but honestly, with four kids, you can find plenty of messes. I don't have a special technique other than I can't focus when the house is a wreck, so cleaning is therapeutic for me. That works in my favor sometimes. ---Joanna Gaines house cleaning quotes

  • Once we started racing, my dad had his own industrial cleaning business about twenty minutes from the house, so we kept our race cars there. ---Bubba Wallace

  • It was very hard for me to put my life on paper. It was a very intimate process, very psychological, but at the same time liberating. It was like cleaning the closet, like cleaning the house... It was very refreshing. ---Thalia

  • We all remember the BP oil disaster in the Gulf of Mexico, the worst oil spill in U.S. history. What is less well known is that BP is claiming a 9.9 billion tax deduction on the money they had to spend cleaning up their own mess and paying for damages they caused. That is absurd. ---Bernie Sanders

  • The cleaning is something I use as a reward if I get some work done. I go into a very happy state of mind when I'm vacuuming. ---Joyce Carol Oates

  • We are used to cleaning the outside house, but the most important house to clean is yourself - your own house - which we never do. ---Marina Abramovic

  • When we realize we can make a buck cleaning up the environment, it will be done! ---Dennis Weaver

  • Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. ---Phyllis Diller

  • I think it's important to educate kids about food and let them help a little with the cooking and cleaning. That interaction is really important. ---Marcela Valladolid

  • Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good. Lower the bar. Actually spending ten minutes clearing off one shelf is better than fantasizing about spending a weekend cleaning out the basement. ---Gretchen Rubin

  • That's what you kind of see with Matthew Stafford. He makes some incredible plays, even with his arm in different positions. But the consistency's not there that you need at the position to be one of the top quarterbacks in the league, and I think that's where cleaning up the technique will help. ---Kurt Warner

  • I try to get as close as I can to cleaning out my inbox every night. ---Adam Grant Cleaning quotes


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  • I was working at Nordstrom Rack, Borders Books, and I was cleaning yachts on the weekends for private parties and being a busboy. I had to break down the tables and roll the forks up in napkins. And I was still doing standup. ---Jo Koy

  • The thing I enjoy the most about being the head coach is that I get to create the climate. I get to control the environment everybody comes to work in every day, and I'm very in tune to the chemistry, the morale of my staff, my support staff, my secretaries, the guy cleaning the building, the players, the walk-ons. ---Dabo Swinney

  • One summer, when I was on break from architecture school in Tijuana, my aunt gave me a summer job cleaning up and peeling garlic, and I got to see her in her element. She was so passionate and such a good teacher, I decided to quit architecture school and go to culinary school in Los Angeles. ---Marcela Valladolid

  • My life at home gives me absolute joy. There are some days when, as soon as you've finished cooking breakfast and cleaning up the kitchen, it's time to start lunch, and by the time you've done that, you're doing dinner and thinking, 'There has to be a menu we can order from.' ---Julia Roberts

  • I love cleaning. I love mopping the floor. If you need your floor mopped, I'm there. ---Saoirse Ronan

  • My belief is that my wife should be at home looking after my kids and cooking and cleaning. She's a very privileged woman to have a husband like me. Not everyone's in her position, but the ones who are are very lucky. That's my opinion. ---Tyson Fury cleaning quotes for business

  • My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing. ---J. B. Smoove

  • I've always worked hard and played hard, and I'm sure I'll be cleaning up my act in the future. ---Michael Douglas

  • My parents paid me small amounts for cleaning my room or cleaning the dishes and stuff, but I never really had a real job before I started on my professional tennis career. ---Caroline Wozniacki

  • For the most part, I don't care what Dolph Ziggler is doing or that Seth Rollins worked out. I don't wanna watch a video of Cena power cleaning. ---Roman Reigns quarantine cleaning quotes

  • We started solely concentrating on cleaning up the Garbage Patch because we felt it was the most neglected part of the spectrum of solutions. ---Boyan Slat

  • The truth is that cleaning up socks and tryin---g to get someone to really listen to you is marriage. It's less sweep you off your feet and more sweep the kitchen four times a day. Like everything good in life, it's 98% back-breaking work and 2% moments that make the work worthwhile. ---Glennon Doyle Melton

  • People ask me why I don't paint oils. It takes too long. Cleaning brushes in linseed oil, and it takes six months to really dry, and all this. I don't have that kind of time. I work with acrylic. It's water based. You can clean it under water. If you spill it on yourself, you just throw it in the washing machine. ---Grace Slick

  • You know you're living with the habit of zest if you purposefully choose the scenic route to wherever you are going. Or you choose clothing because you love the texture of the fabric. Or you pick a shampoo or cleaning product because you love the smell - smell being just as important to you as how the product works. ---Karen Salmansohn

  • When I did 'Baby Got Back,' that was just a reflection of the African-American community. We've always liked curves, and a lot of people misunderstood it because let's face it: 20 years prior to 'Baby Got Back,' the only images you saw of a black woman on television were she was probably 300 pounds and cleaning the house with a rag on her head. ---Sir Mix-a-Lot

  • If people want to write about my mum's bathroom in her house, all I have to tell you is that 15 years ago, we were cleaning toilets in Stonebridge and getting breakfast out of the vending machine. If anybody deserves to be happy, it's my mum. ---Raheem Sterling

  • De-cluttering can be overwhelming, so start with that one small thing. Clean out your junk drawers. It can lead to so many more beautiful things. Start there, and you'll find yourself cleaning the whole rest of the house. ---Bobby Berk

  • People may think I'm crazy, but one of the ways I like to wind down my Friday is to get some of our household chores done, whether it's cleaning or doing a big food shop, so the house is all nice for the weekend. ---Victoria Pendleton

  • I'm not a potato sack; I've never sat on my couch. If I'm home, I'm cleaning, feeding my dogs, doing stuff. Life is too precious to waste time. ---Gisele Bundchen

  • Without Jupiter cleaning out the early solar system, the Earth would be pock-marked with meteor collisions. We would suffer from asteroid impacts every day. CNN studios would probably be a gigantic crater it if wasn't for Jupiter. ---Michio Kaku

  • We'd lie on the floor, turn the lights out, put two speakers on either side of our ears, and try to blow our minds with music. I know that I want to make a record that does that yet a record that, if it was played on the radio at twelve in the afternoon, the guy making the wall - the guy cleaning the motorway - he's got a melody to hang on. ---Richard Ashcroft

  • I never was one to go into an office and write. For one thing, I had a job. I was cleaning the ashtrays and setting up the studios at Columbia for a couple of years and working every other week down in the Gulf of Mexico flying helicopters. I didn't really get to just write songs for about five years. ---Kris Kristofferson Cleaning quotes

  • Messy stuff irritates me. I don't like messiness. If you leave something around my house, I'll tell you to move it back, clean it up, throw it in the trash - don't matter, just get rid of it. I need stuff neat, organized. And once I start cleaning stuff, I don't stop until it's done. Otherwise I'm irritated all day. ---Russell Westbrook

  • I was raised by a single mother who made a way for me. She used to scrub floors as a domestic worker, put a cleaning rag in her pocketbook and ride the subways in Brooklyn so I would have food on the table. But she taught me as I walked her to the subway that life is about not where you start, but where you're going. That's family values. ---Al Sharpton

  • Being a child of the 1970s, I remember cleaning up on the weekends. we would listen to everything from Marvin Gaye to Frankie Beverly and Maze. ---Jalen Rose

  • I've always had jobs with hierarchies - wherever I worked, like McDonald's, or cleaning toilets. It's always been hard. ---Yung Lean

  • Life is denied by lack of attention, whether it be to cleaning windows or trying to write a masterpiece. ---Nadia Boulanger

  • The objective of cleaning is not just to clean, but to feel happiness living within that environment. ---Marie Kondo

  • I could draw Bloom County with my nose and pay my cleaning lady to write it, and I'd bet I wouldn't lose 10% of my papers over the next twenty years. Such is the nature of comic-strips. Once established, their half-life is usually more than nuclear waste. ---Berkeley Breathed

  • There is no Democratic or Republican way of cleaning the streets. ---Fiorello LaGuardia

  • At 17, I went away to Pau in the south of France for a few months to study domestic science - including cleaning windows with newspaper and water - while living with a Catholic family with 10 children. ---Mary Berry

  • Of course I was delighted the flight was over, but I still had to worry about cleaning up inside the cabin, I had to worry about the hatch, how to get in the sling, and so on. ---Alan Shepard

  • There's times when I'm cleaning the kitchen, and while I'm doing that, I'm singing and air guitaring with a broom to 'You Should Be Dancing.' ---Corey Taylor professional cleaning quotes

  • The French fry did not become America's most popular vegetable until industry took over the jobs of washing, peeling, cutting, and frying the potatoes - and cleaning up the mess. ---Michael Pollan

  • It's unfortunate that we live in such a panicked, dysmorphic society where women don't even give themselves a chance to see what they'll look like as older persons. I want to have some idea of what I'll look like before I start cleaning the slates. ---Julia Roberts

  • I'm very domestic; I love cleaning. I love cooking. I like waiting on people. I just like to make things. I don't break that down to be weakness, or the only things women can do, or putting me back 20 years. ---Amy Sedaris

  • If I had walked into a dry cleaning store, and I had looked over, and the register drawer was open with money inside, I wouldn't have taken it. ---Frank Abagnale

  • What I want to do is make certain that no one's taxes go up. Let's look at cleaning up the tax code. ---Marsha Blackburn

  • Music is so huge to soccer, to my life, to working out. I usually have headphones when I'm cleaning the house or making dinner. ---Alex Morgan

  • I've obviously used fans - I wouldn't say all my life, because we couldn't afford them when I was young, but from my 20s and onwards we've had to use fans. And I've always loathed them. Everything about them. The way you adjust them, getting them at the angle you want. Carrying them. Cleaning them. The danger of putting your finger in them. ---James Dyson office cleaning quotes

  • The instruments that bleed into each other are what creates the ambience. Once you start cleaning everything up, you lose it. You lose that sort of halo that bleeding creates. Then if you eliminate the halo, you have to go back and put in some artificial reverb, which is never as good. ---Jimmy Page

  • Some Christians feel guilty when they are doing something that isn't 'spiritual.' Somehow or another, they feel the need to hurry through the grocery store, dash through the house cleaning, and rush through all the daily aspects of life that seem irrelevant to their faith. ---Joyce Meyer

  • I love driving cars, looking at them, cleaning and washing and shining them. I clean 'em inside and outside. I'm very touchy about cars. I don't want anybody leaning on them or closing the door too hard, know what I mean? ---Scott Baio

  • I always sent my mother all these huge books I made. When my mother died, I was cleaning her cupboard, and these big books were only 20 pages long. ---Marina Abramovic

  • I clean my house, although I have help. I'm on the floor getting spots. I can't stand a dirty house. I'm a cleaning fanatic. ---Patti LaBelle

  • In his first term, President Barack Obama played a cautious manager navigating the worst economic disaster since the Great Depression and cleaning up the messes left by President George W. Bush in Iraq and Afghanistan. ---Kevin O'Leary

  • The truth doesn't lie. It's up in your face. It's in your conscience. It challenges your very being with the intention of cleaning you of sin and its influence. ---Monica Johnson

  • I don't like people cleaning my room. ---Larry David

  • I'm not racing through my division - I'm cleaning it out. ---Max Holloway

  • I grew up cleaning stalls and milking cows. ---Yolanda Hadid

  • Anybody and everybody's going to get it. I'm not racing through my division. I'm cleaning it out. So if you want two L's, you're going to get two L's, and if you're looking for one, come fight 'Blessed.' ---Max Holloway

  • Why do elites hate the poor? It's xenophobia. They don't know any poor people - except their off-the-books Brazilian nanny and illegal immigrant cleaning lady from Upper Revolta who don't speak English. ---P. J. O'Rourke


Funny Cleaning Quotes And Sayings


Funny Cleaning Quotes And Sayings
funny cleaning quotes and sayings


1. Someone sent me an email about using vodka for cleaning around the house. It worked! The more vodka I drank the cleaner the house looked! ---Unknown


2. I clean when I’m frustrated. so if you show up unannounced and our house is clean… you might want to reconsider your visit. ---Unknown


3. Instead of cleaning the house I just watch an episode of Hoarders and think, “well my house looks great!” ---Unknown


4. It’s amazing how kids learn to use a computer, a smartphone, and even learn to drive a car. Yet have no concept of how to use a dishwasher, vacuum cleaner or lawnmower. ---Unknown


5. It doesn’t bother me that Disney has given me unrealistic ideas about men. I’m more annoyed that no matter how much I sing, woodland animals have not once come to help with the housework. ---Unknown


6. Have you ever looked at the last few loads of laundry and considered just throwing them away? ---Unknown i love cleaning quotes


7. Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had the, relatively the cleaner thing? – Katherine Whiteborn


8. Nothing inspires cleanliness more than an unexpected guest. – Radhika Mundra


9. Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself. ---Unknown


10. I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lay down and nap until the feeling passes. ---Unknown


11. Our house is clean enough to be healthy and dirty enough to be happy. ---Unknown

12. I suffer from ADCD:  attention deficit cleaning disorder. it’s where you start to clean one thing but get distracted by another thing that needs cleaning. That causes you to bounce from one job to another only to end up doing a lot of work with nothing to show for it. ---Unknown


13. First rule of housecleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. ---Unknown


14. I have discovered the secret to a clean house: never let your children or husband enter it. ---Unknown


15. I had to clean my house for two hours just to tell guests, “Sorry about the mess.” ---Unknown


16. I get more cleaning done in the  10 minutes before someone comes over than I do in a week. ---Unknown


17. Housework can’t kill you but why take a chance. -Phyllis Diller


18. My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up the room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room. ---Unknown


19. My daughter wanted a Cinderella themed party so I invited all her friends over and made them clean the house. ---Unknown


20. You know you’re an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink. ---Unknown


21. Cleaning the house fascinates everyone in my family. they can sit and watch me for hours. ---Unknown Cleaning quotes


22. Dear small line of dirt that won’t go into the dustpan I hate you with every part of my soul. ---Unknown


23. I wish one of my personalities liked to clean. ---Unknown


24. Just cleaned my whole house from top to bottom, so now I’m going to need everybody to stop living here. ---Unknown


25. Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. – Marcelene Cox

26. You know what would make house cleaning way more fun? A maid. ---Unknown

27. Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places. ---Unknown


28. You don’t get anything clean without getting something else dirty. – Cecil Baxter


29. Cleaning with children in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos. ---Unknown


30. Both of us can’t look good at the same time, it’s me or the house. ---Unknown

31. I’m going to start cleaning my house. And by cleaning,  I mean drinking wine and spraying everything with Febreze. ---Unknown


32. You never know what you have, until you clean your closet. ---Unknown


33. Cleaning the house along with kids is like eating Oreos while brushing your teeth. ---Unknown funny cleaning quotes and sayings


34. The house should clean itself, as it seems to get dirty by itself. ---Unknown

35. I had to clean my house for two hours just to tell guests, “Sorry about the mess.” ---Unknown


36. Housework won’t kill you but why take a chance. ---Unknown

37. We do more cleaning in the 10 minutes before the guest comes over than the whole week. ---Unknown


38. Keep your free time free. ---Unknown




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