Princess Bride Quotes


Princess Bride Quotes
Princess Bride Quotes

  • My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!
By William Goldman - Princess Bride Quotes

  • Enough about my beauty. Buttercup said. “Everybody always talks about how beautiful I am. I’ve got a mind, Westley. Talk about that.”

  • As you wish...
By William Goldman

  • “Why do you wear a mask and hood?"
I think everybody will in the near future," was the man in black's reply.
"They're terribly comfortable.”
By William Goldman

  • Love is many things none of them logical.
By William Goldman

  • This is my favorite book in all the world, though I have never read it.”
By William Goldman

  • I’ll tell you the truth and its up to you to live with it.
By William Goldman

  • There have been five great kisses since 1642 B.C...(before then couples hooked thumbs.) And the precise rating of kisses is a terribly difficult thing, often leading to great controversy.... Well, this one left them all behind.
By William Goldman

  • When I was your age, television was called books.
By William Goldman

  • “No more rhymes now I mean it!”
“Anybody want a peanut?”
“AAHH!”
By William Goldman

  • True love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops.
By William Goldman

  • Westley: This is true love — you think this happens every day?
By William Goldman

  • Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches.
By William Goldman

  • Have fun storming the castle!
By William Goldman

  • Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
By William Goldman

  • “You think this is a trap then?" the Count asked.
"I always think everything is a trap until proven otherwise," the Prince answered. "Which is why I'm still alive.”
By William Goldman

  • Life isn't fair, it's just fairer than death, that's all.
By William Goldman

  • You mock my pain! Life is pain, anyone who says otherwise is obviously selling something!
By William Goldman

  • Cynics are simply thwarted romantics.
By William Goldman

  • You are trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen, and I think it quite ungentlemanly.”
By William Goldman

  • Who says life is fair, where is that written?
By William Goldman

  • “I could give you my word as a Spaniard," Inigo said.
"No good," the man in black replied. "I've known too many Spaniards.”
By William Goldman

  • “Who are you?"
"No one of consequence."
"I must know."
"Get used to disappointment.”
By William Goldman

  • The enemy is always in the mind.
By William Goldman

  • Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited.
By William Goldman

  • I must be overtired', Buttercup managed. 'The excitement and all.'
'Rest then', her mother cautioned. 'Terrible things can happen when you're overtired. I was overtired the night your father proposed.”

  • “You seem a decent fellow," Inigo said. "I hate to kill you."
You seem a decent fellow," answered the man in black. "I hate to die.”
By William Goldman

  • Existence was really very simple when you did what you were told.”
By William Goldman

  • “We’ll never survive!”
“Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has.”
By William Goldman

  • Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
By William Goldman

  • The Queen's Pride was his ship, and he loved her. (That was the way his sentences always went: It is raining today and I love you. My cold is better and I love you. Say hello to Horse and I love you. Like that.)”
By William Goldman

  • You could concentrate much more deeply when you were alone with agony.
By William Goldman

  • “Inconceivable!"
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
By William Goldman

  • There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
By William Goldman-The princess bride quotes

  • I've been saying it so long to you, you just wouldn't listen. Every time you said 'Farm Boy do this' you thought I was answering 'As you wish' but that's only because you were hearing wrong. 'I love you' was what it was, but you never heard.”
By William Goldman, The Princess Bride

  • Inigo Montoya: He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.”
By William Goldman

  • Her heart was a secret garden and the walls were very high.
By William Goldman

  • “I don't like killing a girl," the Spaniard said.
God does it all the time; if it doesn't bother Him, don't let it worry you.
By William Goldman

  • You keep using that word! the Spaniard snapped. “I don’t think it means what you think it does.
By William Goldman

  • Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die

  • Because there was a limit to just how much you could lie to yourself.
By William Goldman

  • “Not so much wonderful as perfect," she replied. "Kind of flawless. More or less magnificent. Without blemish. Rather on the ideal side." She looked at the Prince. "Am I being helpful?" "I”
By William Goldman

  • The dweam of wuv wapped wiffin the gweater dweam of everwasting west. Eternity is our fwiend, wemember that, and wuv wiw fowwow you fowever.
By William Goldman

  • Terrible things can happen when you’re overtired. I was overtired the night your father proposed.
By William Goldman

  • The only way forward is to never look back.
By William Goldman

  • If there's ever a question about anything, you can always count on me to get it wrong.
By William Goldman

  • "What can I do to improve my personal appearance?” “Start by bathing,” her father said.”
By William Goldman

  • Buttercup’s parents did not have exactly what you might call a happy marriage. All they ever dreamed of was leaving each other.
By William Goldman

  • God grant you your quota of smiles.
By William Goldman

  • "We have more than hope,” Buttercup said. “There is true love.”

  • Buttercup sat up in bed. It must be his teeth. The farm boy did have good teeth, give credit where credit was due.
By William Goldman

  • “Pienso que lo más asombroso de llorar es que cuando empiezas, crees que no pararás nunca, pero en realidad no dura ni siquiera la mitad de lo que habías creído.”
By William Goldman

  • The Count was Prince Humperdink's only confidant. His last name was Rugen, but no one needed to use it - he was the only Count in the country, the title having been bestowed by the Prince as a birthday present some years before, the happening taking place, naturally, at one of the Countess' parties.
By William Goldman

  • There are always too few perfect breasts in this world; leave yours alone.
By William Goldman

  • Every night for the next year he always said something like that to me: ‘Thank you for everything, Westley, good night now, I’ll probably kill you in the morning.
By William Goldman

  • She was, through no real faults of her own, perfect.
By William Goldman

  • “You’re right,” the Turk agreed, staring back. “He isn’t gaining on us. He’s just getting closer, that’s all.”
By William Goldman

  • "I can live without love.” And with that she left Westley alone.”
By William Goldman

  • I'm not about to argue with a full professor, but if you ever have a really unbreakable case of insomnia, do yourself a favor and start reading Chapter Three of the uncut version.
By William Goldman

  • Death of the heart,' the subtitle says, Whose death? And even more important maybe, whose heart?
By William Goldman

  • Back when we were on the farm, I thought I loved you, but that was not love. When I saw your face behind the mask on the ravine floor, I thought I loved you, but that was again nothing more than deep infatuation. Beloved: I think I love you now, and I pray you only give me the chance to spend my life in constant proving.
By William Goldman

  • For the first time in my life, I became actively interested in a book. Me the sports fanatic, me the game freak, me the only ten-year-old in Illinois with a hate on for the alphabet wanted to know what happened next.”
By William Goldman

  • There is no room in my body for anything but you. My arms love you, my ears adore you, my knees shake with blind affection. My mind begs you to ask it something so it can obey.

  • How could someone care if she were the most beautiful woman in the world or not. What difference could it have made if you were only the third most beautiful. Or the sixth.
By William Goldman

  • It appears to me as if we’re doomed, then,” Buttercup said. Westley looked at her. “Doomed, madam?” “To be together. Until one of us dies.” “I’ve done that already, and I haven’t the slightest intention of ever doing it again,” Westley said. Buttercup looked at him. “Don’t we sort of have to sometime?” “Not if we promise to outlive each other, and I make that promise now.” Buttercup looked at him. “Oh my Westley, so do I.
By William Goldman

  • “Is he really so wonderful, this Westley of yours?"
"Not so much wonderful as perfect," she replied. "Kind of flawless. More or less magnificent. Without blemish. Rather on the ideal side.”
By William Goldman

  • Mawidge is a dweam wiffin a dweam.
By William Goldman

  • When this is over we will see who is right, and who is dead.
By William Goldman

  • You miserable vomitous mass,
By William Goldman

  • I understand completely what you are trying to do," the Sicilian said finally, "and I want it quite clear that I resent your behavior. You are trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen, and I think it quite ungentlemanly.
By William Goldman

  • The wrong people die, some of them, and the reason is this: life is not fair. Forget all the garbage your parents put out. Remember Morgenstern. You’ll be a lot happier.
By William Goldman

  • Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.
By William Goldman

  • Princess. By S. Morgenstern. It's a kids' classic. Tell him I'll quiz him on it when I'm back next week and that he doesn't have to like it or anything, but if he doesn't, tell him I'll kill myself. Give him that message exactly please; I wouldn't want to apply any extra pressure or anything.”
By William Goldman

  • You always know what to do, you always know exactly what to do, you always do exactly what's right for you, and the rest of the world can go hang..
By William Goldman

  • You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people, is that
By William Goldman

  • Funny thing- Morgenstern's folk's were named Max and Valerie and his father was a doctor.
By William Goldman

  • Well, why didn't you list that among our assets in the first place?
By William Goldman

  • There’s death coming up, and you better understand this: some of the wrong people die. Be ready for it. This isn’t Curious George Uses the Potty.
By William Goldman

  • “I must know!" "Get used to disappointment.”
By William Goldman

  • Why was it worth so much of your life?” “Because I could not fail him again.” “Fail who?” “My father.
By William Goldman

  • He always felt better when he could dole out pain alone.
By William Goldman

  • She had never looked as well. She had entered her room as just an
impossibly lovely girl. The woman who emerged was a trifle thinner, a
great deal wiser, an ocean sadder. This one understood the nature of pain,
and beneath the glory of her features, there was character, and a sure
knowledge of suffering.
By William Goldman

  • But my mind is like a thin line; it travels badly. I go from thought to
thought but not with logic, and I forget things....
By William Goldman

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  • He always felt better when he could dole out pain alone.
By William Goldman-Best princess bride quotes

  • Westley, my passion, my sweet, my only, my own. Come back, come back. I shall kill myself otherwise. Yours in torment, Buttercup." She looked at Humperdinck. "Well? Do you think I'm throwing myself at him?"
"It does seem a bit forward," the Prince admitted.
By William Goldman

  • Why was it worth so much of your life?” “Because I could not fail him again. “Fail who?” “My father.”
By William Goldman

  • The truth,’ said Westley, ‘is that you would rather live with your prince than die with your love.’ ‘I would rather live than die, I admit it.’ ‘We are talking of love, madam.’ There was a long pause. Then Buttercup said it: ‘I can live without love.’ And with that she left Westley alone.
By William Goldman

  • But my mind is like a thin line; it travels badly. I go from thought to thought but not with logic, and I forget things [...]
By William Goldman

  • Be careful, this is the greatest fencer since the death of the Wizard of
Corsica. Do not burgle.
By William Goldman

  • Some of the wrong people die. Be ready for it. This isn’t Curious George Uses the Potty.
By William Goldman

  • The new doctors all agreed on various tried-and-true medications, and within forty-eight hours of their coming on the case, the King was dead.
By William Goldman

  • And 5:25 when the screaming started outside the main gate.
By William Goldma

  • She had never looked as well. She had entered her room as just an impossibly lovely girl. The woman who emerged was a trifle thinner, a great deal wiser, an ocean sadder. This one understood the nature of pain, and beneath the glory of her features, there was character, and a sure knowledge of suffering.
By William Goldman

  • I have loved you for several hours now.
By William Goldman

  • He didn’t forget this either. He just didn’t remember it in time.....
By William Goldman

  • Who can know when his world is going to change? Who can tell before it happens, that every prior
experience, all the years, were a preparation for . . . nothing.
By William Goldman

  • There’s death coming up, and you better understand this: some of the
wrong people die. Be ready for it. This isn’t Curious George Uses the Potty.
By William Goldman

  • I could feel almost my heart emptying into my pillow. Iguess the most amazing thing about crying though is that when you're in it, you think it'll go on forever but it never really lasts half what you think. Not in terms of real time.
By William Goldman-Best princess bride quotes

  • But this is life on earth, you can’t have everything.
By William Goldman

  • Myself am often surprised at life's little quirks
By William Goldman

  • I must know! Get used to disappointment.
By William Goldman

  • Don’t come out all that well a lot of the time, but that can’t be helped.
By William Goldman

  • I could feel almost my heart emptying into my pillow. I guess the most amazing thing about crying though is that when you’re in it, you think it’ll go on forever but it never really lasts half what you think. Not in terms of real time. In terms of real emotions, it’s worse than you think, but not by the clock.
By William Goldman

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“Back, Witch—"
"I'm not a witch, I'm your wife—”
By William Goldman

  • He’ll never catch up!” the Sicilian cried. “Inconceivable!” “You keep using that word!” the Spaniard snapped. “I don’t think it means what you think it does.
By William Goldman

  • He always avoided arrest, and everyone except Yellin thought Falkbridge must be bribing somebody. Yellin knew he was bribing somebody, since every month, rain or shine, Falkbridge came to Yellin's house and gave him a sarchel full of money.
By William Goldman

  • Actually, of course, it didn't explain anything, but whenever doctors are confused about something, which is really more frequently than any of us would do well to think about, they always snatch at something in the vicinity of the case and add, "That explains it.
By William Goldman

  • Estaba abrumado, sitiado, asediado. Derrotado. Por el hombre de negro.
By William Goldman

  • Inigo loved him. Totally. Don't ask why. There really wasn't any one reason you could put your finger on. Oh, probably Domingo loved him back, but love is many things, none of them logical.
By William Goldman

  • One final silly face.
One blessed responding laugh.
Fezzik closed his eyes then, thinking only this: thank God I was a giant after all....
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  • Da che esistono le donne, esistono i parrucchieri, e Adamo fu il primo,
benché gli studiosi di Re Giacomo abbiano tentato di confondere le acque.
By William Goldman

  • Don't expect too much from life, Buttercup told herself as she rode along. Learn to be satisfied with what you have.
By William Goldman

  • Then let’s look on the bright side: we’re having an adventure, Fezzik, and most people live and die without being as lucky as we are.
By William Goldman

  • But I don't think you would accept my help, since I'm only waiting up here so that I can kill you. "That does put a damper on our relationship," the man in black said then.”
By William Goldman

  • She had entered her room as just an impossibly lovely girl. The woman
who emerged was a trifle thinner, a great deal wiser, an ocean sadder. This
one understood the nature of pain, and beneath the glory of her features,
there was character, and a sure knowledge of suffering. She
By William Goldman

  • Has it got any sports in it?” “Fencing. Fighting. Torture. Poison. True love. Hate. Revenge. Giants. Hunters. Bad men. Good men. Beautifulest ladies. Snakes. Spiders. Beasts of all natures and descriptions. Pain. Death. Brave men. Coward men. Strongest men. Chases. Escapes. Lies. Truths. Passion. Miracles.” “Sounds”

  • Life is pain,” his mother said. “Anybody that says different is selling something.
By William Goldman

  • But I also have to say, for the umpty-umpth time, that life isn’t fair. It’s just fairer than death, that’s all.
By William Goldman

  • In point of fact, she had never looked as well. She had entered her room as
just an impossibly lovely girl. The woman who emerged was a trifle
thinner, a great deal wiser, an ocean sadder. This one understood the
nature of pain, and beneath the glory of her features, there was character,
and a sure knowledge of suffering. She
By William Goldman

  • You keep using that word! the Spaniard snapped. “I don’t think it means what you think it does.” “How”
By William Goldman

  • Who can know when his world is going to change? Who can tell before it happens, that every prior experience, all the years, were a preparation for . . . nothing... who can sense revelation in the wind?
By William Goldman

  • I thought an hour ago that I loved you more than any woman has ever loved a man, but a half hour after that I knew that what I felt before was nothing compared to what I felt then. But ten minutes after that, I understood that my previous love was a puddle compared to the high seas before a storm.
By William Goldman

  • Do you love me, Westley? Is that it?” He couldn’t believe it. “Do I love you?
My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of
beaches. If
By William Goldman

  • Jelenka Harvey Harcourt Trade Publishers 15 East 26th Street New York, NY 10010”
By William Goldman

  • Inconceivable!” “You keep using that word!” the Spaniard snapped. “I don’t think it means what you think it does.
By William Goldman

  • Life isn't fair, Bill. We tell our children that it is, but it's a terrible thing to do. It's not only a lie, it's a cruel lie. Life is not fair, and it never has been, and it's never going to be.
By William Goldman

  • The only actual change that had come over him in the past years was that,
for some reason, his impediment had gotten worse. “Mawidge,” he said.
“Vewy old.
By William Goldman

  • The sun was rising behind her now; she could feel the heat on her back, and it gave her courage.

  • She fell fast and she fell hard, but what did that matter, since she would
have gladly dropped a thousand feet onto a bed of nails if Westley had
been waiting at the bottom. Down
By William Goldman

  • “Can you guess what I'm doing?"
"Cutting my heart out."
"You took mine when I was ten; I want yours now.
We are lovers of justice, you and I—what could be more just than that?”
By William Goldman

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  • Life is pain.
By Farmhand

  • This is true love. You think this happens every day?
By Princess Bride

  • When I was your age, television was called books, and this is a special
book.
By Grandfather

  • Listen—do you hear? That is the sound of ultimate suffering.
By Inigo

  • Well, who says life is fair? Where is that written? Life isn’t always fair.
By unknown

  • It comes to this. I love Westley. I always have. I know now, I always will.
By Princess Bride

  • There’s a shortage of perfect br**sts in this world. It would be a pity to
damage yours.
By Westley

  • Thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at
it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it.
By Montoya

  • Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.” These are
the words of the farmhand when he reunites with Buttercup after going
through many incidents that separated them. He says the words to prove
to her that as long as they believe in each other, then nothing can stop their
affection and feelings.
By Princess Bride

  • “Inconceivable!” - Vizzin uses this catchphrase as an exclamation every
time he is hangry, surprised, or when his expectations aren't met. He
repeatedly uses the word “Inconceivable” even when the meaning does
not go hand in hand with the occurrences. This creates humor throughout
the entire film
By Unknown

  • Humiliations galore!
By Montoya

  • You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it
means.
By Inigo Montoya

  • You can't hurt me. Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you
cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot
break it, not with a thousand swords.
By Princess Bride

  • I don’t mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six
fingers on your right hand?
By Inigo Montoya

  • There will be blood tonight!
By Inigo

  • Sonny, true love is the greatest thing, in the world except for a nice MLT –
mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean,
and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky, I love that.
By Miracle Max

  • I will always come for you.
By Princess Bride

  • I haven’t fought one person for so long! I’ve specialized in groups—battling gangs for local charities, that kind of thing.
By Fezzik

  • Hello. My name is Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
By Inigo Montoya

  • I hear you now, and I promise you this: I will never love any-one else.
Only Westley. Until I die.
By Princess Bride

  • You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces!
By Buttercup

  • Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses rated the most
passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. The end.
By Princess Bride

  • Because you've always been so kind to me, and I won't be seeing you
again since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite.
By Buttercup

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  • They had been in the Fire Swamp for one hour, and it turned out to be the
easiest one they had of the six it took to cross it. But they crossed it. Alive
and together. Hand very much in hand.
By William Goldman-Princess bride quotes love

  • if you do not kiss my mouth, Inigo Montoya of Spain,
I will more than likely die.
By William Goldman

  • “Surrender," the Prince said.
"It will not happen."
"SURRENDER!" the Prince shouted.
"DEATH FIRST!”
By William Goldman

  • You’re certainly blooming, Billy. Before my very eyes. I just don’t know into what.
By William Goldman

  • Well, because we're together, hand in hand, in love.
"Oh, yes," Buttercup said. "I keep forgetting that.”
By William Goldman

  • The tears that kept Buttercup company the remainder of the day were not
at all like those that had blinded her into the tree trunk. Those were noisy
and hot; they pulsed. These were silent and steady and all they did was
remind her that she wasn’t good enough.
By William Goldman

  • We have now decided that the poisoned cup is most likely in front of you.
But the poison is powder made from iocane and iocane comes only from
Australia and Australia, as everyone knows, is peopled with criminals
and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as I don't trust
you, which means I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
By William Goldman

  • Inigo's impatience was beginning to bubble beyond control.
By William Goldman

  • There was no denying the fact that there was a certain excitement in the
air.
By William Goldman

  • As long as you think you can fight your way out of trouble, you will never
be able to fight your way out of trouble.
By William Goldman

  • That was all he ever answered. “As you wish.”
By William Goldman

  • I am not a planner. I follow. Tell me what to do and no man alive does it
better. But my mind is like fine wine; it travels badly.
By William Goldma

  • You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
By William Goldman-Princess bride quotes love

  • Tennessee said it best: “Sometimes there’s God so quickly.”
By William Goldman

  • When she was almost seventeen, a man in a carriage came to town and
watched as she rode for provisions. He was still there on her return,
peering out. She paid him no mind and, indeed, by himself he was not
important. But he marked a turning point. Other men had gone out of
their way to catch sight of her; other men had even ridden twenty miles
for the privilege, as this man had. The importance here is that this was the
first rich man who had bothered to do so, the first noble. And it was this
man, whose name is lost to antiquity, who mentioned Buttercup to the
Count.   T
By William Goldma

  • When I got discharged from the Army, I made a vow never to go back on
an Army post. No big deal, just a simple lifelong vow.
By William Goldman

  • He had felt no pain, not once, none. He had closed his eyes and taken his
brain away. That was the secret. If you could take your brain away from
the present and sent it to where it could contemplate skin like wintry
cream; well, let them enjoy themselves.
By William Goldman

  • People don't remember me. Really. It's not any paranoid thing; I just have
this habit of slipping through memories. It doesn't bother me all that
much, except I guess that's a lie; it does. For some reason, I test very high
on forgettability.
By William Goldman

  • Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die, and
then, oh then, the duel.
By William Goldman

  • Half the Armada had begun to give chase to the great ship Revenge. And
the Revenge, alone, was sailing, as it had to do, away. "Surrender," the
Prince said.
"It will not happen."
"SURRENDER!" the Prince shouted.
"DEATH FIRST!" Westley roared.
By William Goldman

  • I only wish we could stay for his grief - it should be Homeric.
By William Goldman

  • The wrong people die, some of them, and the reason is this: life is not fair.
Forget all the garbage your parents put out.
By William Golman

  • I have not known a night when your visage did not accompany me to
sleep. There has not been a morning when you did not flutter behind my
waking eyelids…
By Unknown

  • Westley, my passion, my sweet, my only, my own. Come back, come back.
I shall kill myself otherwise. Yours in torment, Buttercup.'" She looked at
Humperdinck. "Well? Do you think I'm throwing myself at him?"
"It does seem a bit forward," the Prince admitted. "It doesn't leave him a
great deal of room to maneuver.
By William Goldman

  • I have not known a moment in years when the sight of you did not send
my heart careening against my rib cage.
By Unknown

  • Life isn’t fair, Bill. We tell our children that it is, but it’s a terrible thing to
do. It’s not only a lie, it’s a cruel lie. Life is not fair, and it never has been,
and it’s never going to be.
By William Goldman

  • Well, why don't we just begin our letter with 'Divine Westley,' and appeal to his sense of modesty," the Prince suggested.
By William Goldman

  • I love you. Okay? Want it louder? I love you! Spell it out, should I? I ell- oh-vee-ee why-oh-you. Want it backward? You love I
By Unknown



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