Step Brothers Quotes


Best Step Brothers Quotes
Step Brothers Quotes

  • I’m f*cking miserable. I had to get up at 10 o’clock this morning.
By Dale (Step brothers quotes)

  • There’s so much room for activities!
By Brennan

  • Do you wanna go do karate in the garage?” By Brennan 'Yup'.
By Dale

  • So many activities!

  • Did we just become best friends?
By Brennan

  • I’m Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.
By Dale

  • I still hate you, but you have a pretty good collection of nudie magazines.

  • This is going to sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.
By Dale

  • Robert better not get in my face, ’cause I’ll drop that mother f*cker.
By Unknown.

  • One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands.
By Dale

  • You’re not a doctor. You’re a big fat curly-headed f*ck.
By Brennan

  • I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this sh*t on me?
By Brennan

  • Brennan, that is the voice of an angel. I can’t even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.
By Dale

  • Hey Derek, you know what’s always good for shoulder pain? If you lick my butthole.
By Brennan

  • Why are you so sweaty?
By Dale

  • You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.
By Dale

  • I was watching cops.
By Brennan.

  • Dad, what are you doing? It’s ‘Shark Week’!
By Dale

  • Dane Cook, pay–per–view, 20 minutes, let’s go!”
By Derek

Step brothers quotes activities


1. Brennan: This wedding is horse shit!

2. Dale: You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

3. Derek: [in response to Alice’s singing] You don’t even look good while you’re singing. The worst thing I’ve ever heard. This is twelve hundred dollars a week for voice lessons, and this is what I get? Okay, I’m gonna save it with the solo. (Step brothers quotes activities)

4. Brennan: This house is a fucking prison!
Dale: On Planet Bullshit!
Brennan: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dick!

5. Brennan: Maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.
Dale: I would follow you into the mists of Avalon if that’s what you mean.

6. Dale: Dad what are you doing!? It’s Shark Week.

7. Derek: Brennan has a man-gina!

8. Brennan: I feel like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis!

9. Brennan: Get out of my face, or I’m gonna roundhouse your ass.

10. Brennan: I’m not gonna call him Dad.
11. Nancy: Brennan, you’re 39 years old… I wouldn’t expect you to call him Dad.
Brennan: Well I’m not going to, EVER! Even if there’s a fire!

12. Dale: I manage a baseball team.
Nancy Huff: Oh, little league?
Dale: Fantasy league.

13. Dale: Why are you so sweaty?
Brennan: I was watching cops.

14. Brennan: Hey Derek, you know what’s good for shoulder pain?
Derek: What?
Brennan: If you lick my butt hole.

15. Derek: Listen gang; don’t be mad at Dale for ruining the story…..and possibly the evening.

16. Derek: You know what really gets my dick hard? Helping out my friends.

17. Dale: You and your mum are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.

Best Step brothers quotes


  • Do you wanna go do karate in the garage?” By Brennan 'Yup'.
By Dale

  • I still hate you, but you have a pretty good collection of nudie magazines.
By Brennan

  • This is going to sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.

  • Robert better not get in my face, ’cause I’ll drop that mother f*cker.
By Unknown.

  • One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands.
By Dale

  • You’re not a doctor. You’re a big fat curly-headed f*ck.
By Brennan

  • I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this sh*t on me?
By Brennan (Best Step brothers quotes)

  • Dale: Dad what are you doing!? It’s Shark Week.

  • Derek: Brennan has a man-gina!

  • Brennan: I feel like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis!

  • Brennan: Get out of my face, or I’m gonna roundhouse your ass.

  • Derek: Listen gang; don’t be mad at Dale for ruining the story…..and possibly the evening.

  • Derek: You know what really gets my dick hard? Helping out my friends.

  • Dale: You and your mum are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.










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